[Oh, she does enjoy ear scratches and just wags her tail once she's sat down again. This dumb-ass dog is as dumb as a box of rocks, evidently. But it's fine.]

... You know, at this point that might be our best bet since I don't have anything that really has an advantage against her and I'd rather her not try and take my face off in the middle of the night. [That's her money maker, goddammit. Even if Nex is still glaring at all of them.]