[This is far from the first time he's been caught asleep where he shouldn't be, nor will it be the last. Also far from the first that he's ever been awoken so rudely! Honestly, who knows which is worse: this, or when he was chased down by three tall warrior women with long rabbit-like ears. They could have just let him keep sleeping, he wasn't harming anything, but nooo, they had to capture him and parade him into their little village like he was some prize.
Well, in his opinion, he supposes he is quite, but that's besides the point. Neither is that here nor there, and instead he's left with this giant lizard roaring at him. So rude, and if he were one liable to be frightened, perhaps he might have been. Instead, his body tenses, face scrunching with obvious discomfort and discontent, brow furrowing deeply, before he squints and scowls at the pair with undeniable annoyance.
His voice even going up an octave as he bitches.]
...Was that truly necessary?! Do you make a habit of attempting to inflame the elderly, or am I just special?
More like RUDE time
Well, in his opinion, he supposes he is quite, but that's besides the point. Neither is that here nor there, and instead he's left with this giant lizard roaring at him. So rude, and if he were one liable to be frightened, perhaps he might have been. Instead, his body tenses, face scrunching with obvious discomfort and discontent, brow furrowing deeply, before he squints and scowls at the pair with undeniable annoyance.
His voice even going up an octave as he bitches.]
...Was that truly necessary?! Do you make a habit of attempting to inflame the elderly, or am I just special?