Seems slightly unfair that your body is far more impressive to show off than mine.
[Not that he's actually upset about it, if the fact he's sending back a photo a minute or two later where he is, indeed naked - and using the blanket to cover it up, just enough that his other hip and thigh are completely bare. His other hand is up on his blush-streaked faced, loosely balled over his mouth. If he lifts his covered leg it would absolutely expose him.]
Wait. Are you implying that I don't find you attractive??? That's ridiculous.
[Fuck, he's cute, though. What is this.
But hey, if he's going to go that far she can at least indulge in return, somehow playing some nonsense to sit upside down on the couch with the robe precariously covering her lower body some... how...
Don't question it, she's inventive. Sure does show off the whole ridiculous lean waify body bullshit, though.]
I'm implying that if we were to both get up on your poles, you'd certainly draw a larger audience than me. I know I'm not unattractive, but you're an 11 to my 7.5
[Lord her photos are gorgeous. How do you compete.
Let's try turning a lamp on, as opposed to the main room light, and lifting a leg to black out his bare groin with just shadows, his legs spread wide otherwise and blanket covering his one leg to the hip. His other hand is casually behind his head now. The dim lighting also helps hide his increasing blush somewhat.]
No, the reason that would happen is because I have years of experience and also tits.
[Being an elf is a cheat code is how.
But she's quiet on replying for the longest moment, trying to figure out exactly what to send back here. Perhaps... Hm.
You know what, what fuck, this is fine. That robe is gone at this point, but at least the couch is hiding a good bit given she's just resting on her stomach with her cheek on her folded arms. How she got that angle to be just right to also show her bare back and ass is questionable.]
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Thought I had.
[This is so stupid and yet the most amusement she's had all day, nor does she mind this type of distraction in the slightest.
But never to be outdone, seems she's taking the sort of same approach even if the lower part of the robe is staying on for now.]
Seems only slightly unfair that you have more clothing on than I do.
i think we can call this NSFW from here on
[Not that he's actually upset about it, if the fact he's sending back a photo a minute or two later where he is, indeed naked - and using the blanket to cover it up, just enough that his other hip and thigh are completely bare. His other hand is up on his blush-streaked faced, loosely balled over his mouth. If he lifts his covered leg it would absolutely expose him.]
Absolutely
[Fuck, he's cute, though. What is this.
But hey, if he's going to go that far she can at least indulge in return, somehow playing some nonsense to sit upside down on the couch with the robe precariously covering her lower body some... how...
Don't question it, she's inventive. Sure does show off the whole ridiculous lean waify body bullshit, though.]
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[Lord her photos are gorgeous. How do you compete.
Let's try turning a lamp on, as opposed to the main room light, and lifting a leg to black out his bare groin with just shadows, his legs spread wide otherwise and blanket covering his one leg to the hip. His other hand is casually behind his head now. The dim lighting also helps hide his increasing blush somewhat.]
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[Being an elf is a cheat code is how.
But she's quiet on replying for the longest moment, trying to figure out exactly what to send back here. Perhaps... Hm.
You know what, what fuck, this is fine. That robe is gone at this point, but at least the couch is hiding a good bit given she's just resting on her stomach with her cheek on her folded arms. How she got that angle to be just right to also show her bare back and ass is questionable.]