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[asmywitness]

[[Tyler screens his calls - anyone who tries to actually call him, he'll text back in reply.]]

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[asmywitness]

I've only dated guys, but I AM bisexual. So if we need to get a bit handsy to keep the cover up, I'm not going to be, like. Particularly uncomfortable, outside of the general scenario.

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[wonderland_vogue]

Lovely, then~ That's the only reason I ask, because goodness knows I don't want someone to get suspicious if they try to call that bluff.

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[asmywitness]

I'll make sure to brace myself for you being overeager to prove this hypothetical someone wrong. I've heard from multiple sources that I'm a good kisser.

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[wonderland_vogue]

[She's so glad this is text because she's laughing her ass off on the other end.]

You're saying that like I have an ulterior motive, that's rather rude, don't you think?~ Well, with any luck, you won't have to prove that to me.

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[asmywitness]

[Despite himself, Tyler is grinning at that response as well.]

I rather doubt an ulterior motive, but you certainly strike me as the kind of person who'll take any excuse to show off, and loves doing it. Should I be more concerned about someone challenging us, or you taking an innocent statement as challenge and making a show of it?

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[wonderland_vogue]

I have been something of an entertainer for centuries, it's hard to break that particular habit. Though it was nothing of this sort, I assure you~

Showing off via looking absolutely drop-dead gorgeous, on the other hand, is absolutely my style.

[SHE'S NOT ANSWERING THAT.]

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[asmywitness]

[HE NOTICED]

I'll do my best not to outshine you, then. Do you want to come with me while I go shopping, to make sure we co-ordinate properly, or would you rather leave it to surprise? We can probably even give this a test run and see if it doesn't end in disaster before the real deal fucks us over, if you do.

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[wonderland_vogue]

[Is she really doing anything? Not... not really.]

Why the fuck not, honestly. It's not as if I'm doing anything other than scoping things out elsewhere and that's not something that's a huge deal at the moment.

And probably getting more used to being around each other isn't... a bad thing. And I am rather fond of not being cooped up right now. [Could probably also send Nex out to pickpocket people while they're out, for funsies.]

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[asmywitness]

I guess it's a date, then. [And the irony of that isn't lost on him at all.]

I'm free after five most days, and some of the boutiques around the Goldenrod department store are open pretty late. I'd get something tailored but I don't have that kind of money here, so hopefully there's something nice in my size around already.

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[wonderland_vogue]

[Tyler, do you even know who you're talking to right now?]

Pfft. Don't worry about it, we'll find something whether it needs to be tailored, altered, or whatever. I don't tend to use a lot of cash in the first place and beating up on the rich seems to be a valid strategy.